(1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
Undeterred, the little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
She replied, “Then you ask him.”
(2) A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to honour thy father and thy mother, she…
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