Spirit Lights The Way

One of my favorite shows growing up was Art Linkletter’s Kids Say the Darndest Things.  They do, you know.  Often when you least expect it.

(1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.  The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. 

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

Undeterred, the little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

She replied, “Then you ask him.”

(2) A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. 

After explaining the commandment to honour thy father and thy mother, she…

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