At a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, attended by the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, cleared up the confusion when he received this challenge:
Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.
His astute answer:
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!
He received a standing ovation and an invitation to dine with the Queen.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from an unknown author (sent by Granny1947)
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